FAQs

Q: Are you actually fucking kidding me? People pay you for this horseshit?

A: It is horse manure. A valuable resource which can be utilized.

Q: So that's it huh? I send in my problems to some twenty-something and you're gonna solve all my problems?

A: yes.

Q: So what's the catch? You get to steal my soul and my first born in exchange for solving all my problems?

A: No. It's just some advice man you can take it or leave it and go on with your shitty life. If your situation really sucks I'll put it in my video for people to laugh at you

Q: OK Mr. Perfect, if you have all the answers how do I get a Jet and solve all of the world's problems?

A: The advice is just what I would do if I were you, it may or may not make you rich, I don't have a crystal ball.